Navigating the local landscape

With meetings from eight to eight

Some run on time, others run late

Some confused with the wrong date.


Mayors and Ministers, us and them

Working together at the UBCM

It’s a grand meeting of the minds

About mines and signs and fines.


Money for this and money for that

Pulling from a bottomless hat

Take from Pete to give to Paul

The level of success? – that’s your call.


Although the pot is empty, not half full

We would all love to have more pull

Navigating the landscape one more time

Hoping to find just one more dime.